Thoughts

JOHN MAYER YOU NEVER CHANGE!

Honestly dude. You had me fooled. I was thinking, holy shit — is this the same John Mayer I know? Moving to Montana, looking like a 2 dollar version of Johnny Depp. 

Then I see this: 

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/john-mayer-taylor-swift-dear-john-song-humiliated-i-deserve-article-1.1090863

Seriously? Just move back to NYC already so I can stalk you. You haven’t changed. You just got uglier. Cut your hair damnit. Let’s go to Fekkai together. My guy can help you.